Pavlov's Dogs

We are all sheep and I can prove it. Watch:

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You just said "God Bless You!" and I tricked you into saying it. I resolved long ago to no longer adhere to these foolish consistencies. You see, we have been trained to mindlessly say "God Bless You" after a sneeze. We have been brainwashed. Do you really need a blessing when you sneeze? What is a sneeze? You are merely proliferating the idea that the soul is leaving the body with that discharge. You are confounding ignorance.

Who ever questioned this? There are many theories regarding the origination of this brainwashing, but one thing is clear: 1) we are trained from birth to say it. 2) We are coercively forced into an innate belief in "God".

This is what I'm talking about when I look all around me and see sheep and feel bad. Everybody does these things without questioning them. Meanwhile Matthew Lesko makes millions questioning everything. People say "God Bless You" and its meaningless. When people sneeze now, I say "God Fuck You". It forces them to think. I am changing the world, one sneeze at a time. I will not be one of the flock. I will not believe in the false economy, nor the bubonic plague.

ACHOO!
GOD FUCK YOU!