I know what I'm doing

There is a lot of hubbub surrounding the coming presidential election. When an educated reader like yourself, whose intellect pales in comparison to mine, evaluates the prospects for president, you probably see two fairly opposite candidates vying for your attention. This is because you cannot see the forest for the trees.

Let me explain something that as of yet is unknown to the public and perhaps even the candidates themselves. McCain and Obama are the same person. I know what you're thinking. Sure, they're all parts of the same corrupted system of whores and prevaricators. That's true too. But, the sick, burrowing weasel-hole goes much deeper than this. They share the same numerical identity.

That is right, reader. They are actually the same person. McCain and Obama are numerically identical in the way that Superman and Clark Kent are the same person. Only that neither candidate is magnanimous, and both are foul conjurers who cook fetid cakes out of the world's misery and thrust it into our face like the night soil that it is.

Both are the same, and both devils are rebuked in the name of Jesus.