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Friday, July 23, 2021

Modern Future

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 Things have changed.  It has become dangerous to get around these days.  After the cars started to self-drive and the self-driving crash la...
Sunday, November 1, 2020

Crete

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My dad is the crankiest old fuck you will ever meet. He watches a lot of Greek TV news and seems to think it's a battle between him and ...
Monday, December 29, 2014

Gang Investigative Unit

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The Gang Investigative Unit was housed in a ramshackle building downtown.  Built in the 50s, and spuriously maintained since then, the build...
Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Red Sauce

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Giuseppe Agresta arrived in the United States with big dreams of making it in America.  He'd wanted this ever since he was a little kid ...
Monday, February 24, 2014

The Tantric Rapist

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Being a line cook in a Chinese restaurant has its perks.  Nobody speaks English in any conversational capacity, so you get left alone.  The ...
Friday, February 14, 2014

Shrooms Tofu and Snap Pea Stirfry

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Visions of MSG staring into a bathroom mirror scales on my skin Do you think I could be a lizardman (like Obama) thanks General Tso
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Friday, January 10, 2014

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Hund

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Raul woke up on a Wednesday, with a legendary hangover.  His massive German Shepherd was licking his face.  Raul got up off the floor and lo...
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